Sunday, April 28, 2013
Taiwan Visa - As easy as it can get
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Thursday, January 20, 2011
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Sunday, November 02, 2008
Ramta Jogi :)
Last six months have been pretty fast and hectic. Thanks to the nature of my work have been to many places in somewhat short time. Been to all the following places:
- Amsterdam
- Rotterdam
- Utrecht
- NY
- NJ
- Houston
- Chicago
- Traverse City
- BattleCreek
- Singapore
- Atlanta,US
- Vienna, Austria
- London, UK
- Frankfurt, Germany
- Grand Rapids, US
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Funny Quotes and One liners - II
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
- I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
- Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
- The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
- The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
- The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
- Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10.
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Funny Quotes and One liners
Funny one liners and quotes have always attracted my attention. I enjoy them a lot. The ones in the top drawer are those which take a second to understand and then u look back and enjoy the kick. So here is the list of some which I like most. I have taken the liberty to rip them off the status messages of frens and various websites. It will be updated most regularly. So keep watching the space.
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- Money can't buy you love but it significantly increases your bargaining position.
- We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- My work is like rocket science.. It speeds up with fire up my ass.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
- You don't know a woman till you've met her in court.
- My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- Man has will, but woman has her way.
- A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
- My first experience with oral contraception - I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
- I think the hardest part about claiming a black hole is figuring out where to stick the flag.
- When two hearts race, both win.
- We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
- Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
- Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
- Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
- Love at first sight - saves time.
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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Spirit called Cricket
If cricket is religion, Sachin is God and India is Centre of the Universe. The world of cricket revolves around India. Current controversy Down Under was one of the rare occassions (which are now becoming frequent) when Indian players carried their huddle beyond the playground and stuck with their team mate Bhajji. The BCCI supported them and we saw how bitchy Australians were made to obey like a tame dog. Thanks to the financial considerations. If Indians called off the series the CA(Cricket Australia) stood to loss $60 millions, thanks to the financial muscle of CI(Cricket India). The invincible Australians in a way accepted the dominance of India in the world of cricket.
Its interesting to trace the evolution of Indian cricket in recent years. From losers who would snatch defeat form the jaws of victory today Indians are world champions in the most agressive form of cricket - T20. And they have been very consistent with it. One can easily find a correlation between the socio economic condition in India and the metamorphosis of Indian cricket. Gone are the days of Hindu rate of growth. Gone are the days of hopelessness which gripped the Indian youth. Today's Indian youth lives right in the heart of cynosure of world's eyes. He knows he is respected as an Indian as the world takes notice of its growing economy. The Indian youth now resembles the Indian Tiger. This is clearly reflected in the attitude of the youth in the Indian cricket team. Sehwag, Ishant Sharma, Yuvraj, Gambhir, Uthappa name them and they easily come out as aggresive, self confident and world defying individual which is exactly the way Indian feel now. Be it Tata Corus takeover or dominance of Indian Billionaires in the Forbes list, it is this attitude for victory and confidence that defines India.
It will take more than sledging and wrong umpiring decision to tame this Tiger. You need to be a lion do that. Unfortunately it doesnot seem to exist in world today. With $1 Billion in kitty before the show even began, Indian cricket has arrived. Watch out world. Here we are to rule.
Another one on the same lines -> Men in white
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Sunday, December 16, 2007
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Sunday, September 23, 2007
T20 - an Architechtural Innovation
Soporific, easy going and devoid of continuous ROB(rush of blood) factor. Difficult of imagine a popular game with these characteristics in the world. Cricket was a game which exhibited all the above mentioned characterstics, while managing to be the extremely popular in some parts of the world.
T20 changed all that. Cricket is now exciting, agile and full of ROB. This format is sure to take cricket to a newer level as it will surely find takers in countries like US, EU and elsewhere where investing 7 hrs for one ODI was just asking for too much. The overall sustenance of Excitement throughout the innings of the game is one thing which is new for many Indian sports fan who have been fed on usual doses of long cricket matches.
T20 is a perfect example of how architechtural innovation can uproot a long standing institution. The essence of an architectural innovation is the reconfiguration of an established system to link together existing components in a new way. In the past we have seen how architechtural innnovation has changed the rules of the game of business. A classic example is Xerox, who had to reinvent itself to meet the threat from Japan's Ricoh and Canon Xerox used to lease huge photocopiers ,which were extremely cosly to buy,to its clients and had a huge sales force to sell the lease to its customers. Ricoh and Canon made small copiers which were cheaper and hence could be bought easily by customers. Over 15years the market share of US copiers fell from 80% to 13%. Ricoh and Canon simply made small changes in the technology to create smaller copiers. Nothing radical as such, still a huge impact.
T20 has done a similar thing to cricket. While the play remains essentially the same, format has been changed which has made it such an exciting game to watch.
Inspite of restricted scope, cricket is probably the most technology intensive sport. Use of high frame rate cameras, using technology to take decisions, use of hawk eye etc. has indeed lended a charm to the game. This will go down very well with the audience in the developed country.Hope T20 cricket worldcup 2020 sees 32 participating teams.
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Obscure Units of measurement
Found this interesting post on wired....
Gou (180 milliliters — better known as a rice cup for an electric cooker), pack year (cigarette consumption based on one pack a day for a year), nibble (typically four bits of binary code, or half a byte), score (20 of something), hand (4 inches of horse height), twip (1/20 of a typesetting point), thrave (24 sheaves of wheat), shake (10 nanoseconds), mickey (ratio of computer mouse movement to onscreen cursor movement), jansky (strength of radio signals from space), butt (two hogsheads, or about 126 gallons, of booze), smoot (a measure of length developed by some MIT students, equal to 5 feet, 7 inches — the height of one Oliver R. Smoot).
URL -> http://www.wired.com/culture/education/magazine/15-09/st_units
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Barcamp Mumbai 2
Its Crazy. Its Super-Charged. And above all its Geeky. No Fancy Food, No Session Pre-scheduling, No Cushioned Chairs, No Publicity, No Chief Guests, No VIPs, No Special Treatments, No Entry Fees ....Basically everything thats not a feature of a regular conferences.
Welcome to the Silicon Valley phenomenon - Barcamp - The Un-Conference. Barcamps are the meeting grounds for the techies and entrepreneurs alike, where they share their whacky ideas about latest technology, business plans, crazy tech etc. Barcamp has gradually become a centre for innovation and entrepreneurship.
BarCamp does not have any predefined slots or speakers. Anyone can be a speaker and bitch about anything by registering on the spot.
Bar Camp Mumbai 2 or BCM2 is being hosted by Shailesh J Mehta School of Management, IIT Bombay on 13th Oct 2007.
If you have a story to tell, a few cribs to share or if you just want to look around for a few crazy people like you be there. I promise you it will be an experience to remember.
Please confirm your participation by adding your name to the participant table at BCM2 wiki (Use edit page button)
Links - ToI - Review of Indian Unconferences
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Thursday, April 05, 2007
Ahemdabad Trip
We went to Ahemdabad for the STFC project that a few guys from SJMSOM, IIT Bombay are doing. This was a tour intended to familiarise ourselves with the working of STFC factory and rural distribution. Here are some pics from the tour.
Time flew by!!
Macro of a flower in STFC garden
I love the effect of one blurred and the other focussed leaf
The expression on the face of the kid is priceless!
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